i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I just born knowing them
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
where do all my socks go
where do all my bobby pins go
where do all my hair bands go